My show is my statement. What I have to say is on the screen. My life is my own. I don't want to talk about my private self. Why should I?
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Quotes by other comedians
Stephen Hawking is getting a divorce. That's scary. If the smartest guy in the world can't figure out women, we're screwed.
Everyone carries around his own monsters.
I know there are kids out there, I want to make sure they all know that driving without braking is not something I recommend, unless you have professional clown training or a comedy background, as I do. It is not something I plan to make a habit.
Like many indelible family memories, carving a pumpkin begins with someone grabbing a really sharp knife.
The way the people around you position themselves around you to get in your pockets and in your mind is infuriating to me.