Quote by Flip Wilson:

My show is my statement. What I have to say is on the screen. My life is my own. I don't want to talk about my private self. Why should I?

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Clerow "Flip" Wilson Jr. was an American comedian and actor best known for his television appearances during the late 1960s and the 1970s. From 1970 to 1974, Wilson hosted his own weekly variety series, The Flip Wilson Show, and introduced viewers to his recurring character Geraldine.

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