With all the trouble black people have, they try to forget on weekends. You've got to be good to make them laugh.
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As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.
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In New York, Catholic groups have forced an art gallery to shut down an exhibition of a six-foot image of Jesus in chocolate. So, the Archbishop of New York was very upset. He said, “It is appalling to make Jesus out of food! Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go bake some communion wafers.”