Quote by Flip Wilson:


If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

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Clerow "Flip" Wilson Jr. was an American comedian and actor best known for his television appearances during the late 1960s and the 1970s. From 1970 to 1974, Wilson hosted his own weekly variety series, The Flip Wilson Show, and introduced viewers to his recurring character Geraldine.

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Comedy is acting out optimism.

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.

Hollywood isn't your cesspool, America. It's your mirror.