Quote by Flip Wilson:

That's a good time to sneak, four in the morning, 'cause anyone you run into, they're sneaking too.

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Clerow "Flip" Wilson Jr. was an American comedian and actor best known for his television appearances during the late 1960s and the 1970s. From 1970 to 1974, Wilson hosted his own weekly variety series, The Flip Wilson Show, and introduced viewers to his recurring character Geraldine.

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If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong.

The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up.

What's the problem with just smoking a joint, eating a couple of twinkies, and going to sleep, was that a problem?

I used to be a narrator for bad mimes.

Do you need a pain reliever that works? Picky shits, ain't ya?