I don't think I'm a part of my mind that's always working - keeping a record of things that might be funny.
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Ridiculous that some people feel superior to the gay minority. They're the only couples you'll ever find poking around for ceramics and candle holders in the winery gift shop and both parties really want to be there.
I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody.
Yesterday I accidentally hit a little kid with my car. It wasn't serious - nobody saw me.