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Iced tea in the wintertime! Why not? 'Cause it's fucking dumb, that's why not!

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Leo Anthony Gallagher Jr., known as Gallagher, is an American comedian known for smashing watermelons as part of his prop comedy act.

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No parent must ever say, "Get the kids out of here, I'm trying to watch TV." The father who does start saying this is likely to see one of his children on the 6:00 news.

Art and resistance are great together. That's what art's made for. Look at Vincent van Gogh: He didn't cut off his ear because he was selling well.

I have never even had a sip of alcohol, never have done drugs. The hardest thing I have ever done would be Pepsi.