Quote by Gallagher:

If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?

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Leo Anthony Gallagher Jr., known as Gallagher, is an American comedian known for smashing watermelons as part of his prop comedy act.

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Read my lips: No new promises.

My stand-up act is very clean.

How you gonna have racism in a country that don’t belong to nobody… Ain’t nobody belong here. You got people going “Go home!” You go home too. You ain’t from here. Go home.

Depression can be a mirage.

The most powerful person in your life is the one that knows all your secrets and all your lies.