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I found out why God made babies cute. It's so you don't kill them.

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Leo Anthony Gallagher Jr., known as Gallagher, is an American comedian known for smashing watermelons as part of his prop comedy act.

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I understand dildos: not everybody has fifteen inches of dick to swing around to scare the children.

I just felt wonderful about that. Just to erase all that mess about,"'Well, I'm either flipping burgers or doing drugs, you know, or getting shot." You know, that kind of a thing.

With my dog I don't get no respect. He keeps barking at the front door. He don't want to go out. He wants me to leave.