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If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

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Leo Anthony Gallagher Jr., known as Gallagher, is an American comedian known for smashing watermelons as part of his prop comedy act.

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I've been in Vegas. That's where you get into the money thing. Boy, you get greedy in Vegas, you know. That's the only place that you can bet $25, get it up to $500 and refuse to quit.

It’s like I’m not even camping. This is actually a dog couch, but it’s super comfortable.

I’m the sort of loser who succeeds really well and then drops a turd in the punch bowl.