If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
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A Polish guy locked his keys in the car. It took an hour to get his wife out.
How is it possible to miss a woman whom you kept at a distance, so that when she was gone you would not miss her?
When we talk about values, I think of rationality in solving problems. That’s something I value. Fairness, kindness, generosity, tolerance. When they talk about values, they’re talking about things like going to church, voting for Bush, being loyal to Jesus, praying. These are not values.