I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.
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I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument.
I wanted to be less well-known in comedy.
I've come up with the three things you never want to hear at your kid's parent/teacher conference. Number one: "You're only responsible for the first $10,000 worth of damage." Number two: "We have medication for this." And number three: "It was more than an ounce and he was less than a hundred yards from the school."