Quote by Garry Shandling:

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

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Garry Emmanuel Shandling was an American stand-up comedian, actor, director, writer, and producer. He was best known for his work in It's Garry Shandling's Show and The Larry Sanders Show. Shandling began his career writing for sitcoms, such as Sanford and Son and Welcome Back, Kotter.

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Last girl I went out blew me off, gave me the Heisman. Straight arm, knee up. Boom. Now I call her with lame excuses. Hey did I leave a penny over there? Maybe I'll swing by late night. Late night.

In my old neighborhood, a boy stopped playing when he began to lose his pulse. And then he became the referee.

I’m Jewish… We’re a very nervous group. Paranoid. Anxiety-ridden. Maybe that Hitler thing made us a little jumpy. Nothing like a Holocaust to make you mind your Ps and Qs for a couple hundred years I always say.

Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal.

Scientists are trying to invent Viagra for women. It's been along for years... it's called cash.