Quote by Garry Shandling:


I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

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Garry Emmanuel Shandling was an American stand-up comedian, actor, director, writer, and producer. He was best known for his work in It's Garry Shandling's Show and The Larry Sanders Show. Shandling began his career writing for sitcoms, such as Sanford and Son and Welcome Back, Kotter.

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I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument.

I wanted to be less well-known in comedy.

I've come up with the three things you never want to hear at your kid's parent/teacher conference. Number one: "You're only responsible for the first $10,000 worth of damage." Number two: "We have medication for this." And number three: "It was more than an ounce and he was less than a hundred yards from the school."