I'm not a party guy. I don't carouse very much.
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The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.
I like writing. It keeps my mind off grim subjects. It's therapeutic in the same way a patient in an institution is given fingerpaints.
A pipe is greater than a bong. Because when you’re smoking a pipe at least it makes you look like you’re thinking about something.