Quote by Garry Shandling:


I'm not a party guy. I don't carouse very much.

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Garry Emmanuel Shandling was an American stand-up comedian, actor, director, writer, and producer. He was best known for his work in It's Garry Shandling's Show and The Larry Sanders Show. Shandling began his career writing for sitcoms, such as Sanford and Son and Welcome Back, Kotter.

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