Quote by Garry Shandling:


I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell.

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Garry Emmanuel Shandling was an American stand-up comedian, actor, director, writer, and producer. He was best known for his work in It's Garry Shandling's Show and The Larry Sanders Show. Shandling began his career writing for sitcoms, such as Sanford and Son and Welcome Back, Kotter.

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