I have such poor vision I can date anybody.
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How young can you die of old age?
I also say that if there isn't a response to what's been happening to the people out there, there's going to be a great explosion one of these days, and this will not be one of the nicest places to live.
I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.