Quote by Garry Shandling:

I'm dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over.

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Garry Emmanuel Shandling was an American stand-up comedian, actor, director, writer, and producer. He was best known for his work in It's Garry Shandling's Show and The Larry Sanders Show. Shandling began his career writing for sitcoms, such as Sanford and Son and Welcome Back, Kotter.

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Magazines are another medium I love, because 95% is simply based on 'How the hell are we going to fill all this blank space?'

I was literally cheated on...I woke up and they were on top of me.

My best friend ran away with my wife, and let me tell you, I miss him.