Quote by Garry Shandling:

I'm dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over.

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Garry Emmanuel Shandling was an American stand-up comedian, actor, director, writer, and producer. He was best known for his work in It's Garry Shandling's Show and The Larry Sanders Show. Shandling began his career writing for sitcoms, such as Sanford and Son and Welcome Back, Kotter.

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It's an incredible feeling falling in love someone who doesn't know you exist.

We have become a sloppy bunch of people. We say things we don't mean. We make promises we don't keep. "I'll call you." "Let's get together." We know we won't.

Festivus for the Restivus!

If you stretched the average person’s intestines out from end to end, it would make them scream a lot.

That disturbs people when they know they didn't have the guts or integrity to stick to their dreams.