I'm very loyal in relationships. Even when I go out with my mom I don't look at other moms.
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She said, "Spell 'ant' ", and I wrote out the entire alphabet. She said, "That doesn't spell 'ant' ", and I said, "It's in there somewhere! There's the A, there's the N, there's the T – the rest are silent!"
You've got guys in charge of shows who probably went to school for chemistry, and now they're executive producers.
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.