Quote by Garry Shandling:


I'm very loyal in relationships. Even when I go out with my mom I don't look at other moms.

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Garry Emmanuel Shandling was an American stand-up comedian, actor, director, writer, and producer. He was best known for his work in It's Garry Shandling's Show and The Larry Sanders Show. Shandling began his career writing for sitcoms, such as Sanford and Son and Welcome Back, Kotter.

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She said, "Spell 'ant' ", and I wrote out the entire alphabet. She said, "That doesn't spell 'ant' ", and I said, "It's in there somewhere! There's the A, there's the N, there's the T – the rest are silent!"

You've got guys in charge of shows who probably went to school for chemistry, and now they're executive producers.

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.