When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg, so when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman.
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Yes, I am aware that I am the gayer version of Jeff Lewis.
Babies are the only people I actually trust as far as I can throw them.
I saw the movie, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon and I was surprised because I didn't see any tigers or dragons. And then I realised why: they're crouching and hidden.