Quote by George Burns:

No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.

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George Burns was an American comedian, actor, singer, and writer. He was one of the few entertainers whose career successfully spanned vaudeville, radio, film and television. His arched eyebrow and cigar-smoke punctuation became familiar trademarks for over three-quarters of a century.

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Folk who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign.

I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage with my youngest daughter now. It's not my thing to sit on the ground and play tea party, but I'll do it because it's a moment that will stick with me forever.

Then it was snack time, right in the middle of mass. Right out of nowhere, the priest would look down and say, 'Let's have some yum yums!' You would get in line - you would jump in the line - and you would go up and get the crouton O'Christ.

Who is more irrational? A man who believes in a God he doesn't see, or a man who's offended by a God he doesn't believe in?

Sometimes I try to take a nap before shows. That clears my head.