Quote by George Burns:

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.

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George Burns was an American comedian, actor, singer, and writer. He was one of the few entertainers whose career successfully spanned vaudeville, radio, film and television. His arched eyebrow and cigar-smoke punctuation became familiar trademarks for over three-quarters of a century.

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I'm gonna put five of these where you sneeze.

My advice to you, if you want to lose a bit of weight: don't eat anything that comes in a bucket. Buckets are the kitchen utensils of the farmyard.

Why don't you click your heels three times and go back to Africa.