Quote by George Burns:

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.

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George Burns was an American comedian, actor, singer, and writer. He was one of the few entertainers whose career successfully spanned vaudeville, radio, film and television. His arched eyebrow and cigar-smoke punctuation became familiar trademarks for over three-quarters of a century.

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You know you're getting old when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.

It's like a dream coming true. So when you actually accomplish it, you almost don't know how to react. You imagined you'd run up and down the street screaming, but you're just stunned instead. Like, 'Is this real?'

See what I mean? You gotta be crazy. Ain't no time to be sane.

If you want to reinstate the 14.4 billion dollars that Bush cut out of the veterans program then vote democrat.

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist.