I was walking around Taiwan and bought some flip flops for my feet. I said I wonder where were these made. Looked under the bottom. It said, "just around the corner."
Quote by George Wallace:
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Do fish get cramps after eating?
If I go over there I might have a heart attack when I see he’s dead. If I stay, I might have a heart attack just from the suspense of not knowing. So, whether I stay or I go, I go.
I was wondering if Circuit City could possibly make their receipts just a little bit longer.