I was walking around Taiwan and bought some flip flops for my feet. I said I wonder where were these made. Looked under the bottom. It said, "just around the corner."
Quote by George Wallace:
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If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat!
Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.
Don't get lost on a hike there. You'll end up on YouTube without a head, and there's no web redemption for that.
Best job I ever had was working in the cleaners. That was a good job. I cried like a bitch when they fired me. They fired me for wearing other people's clothes.
If I had my life to live over... I wouldn't have time.