Quote by George Wallace:

As the fly said while landing on the mirrored coffee table. Well... That's another way of looking at it.

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George Corley Wallace Jr. was an American politician who served as the 45th Governor of Alabama for four terms. During his tenure, he promoted "low-grade industrial development, low taxes, and trade schools".

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