As the fly said while landing on the mirrored coffee table. Well... That's another way of looking at it.
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She was so fat that she has a dress with a sign on the back that says "caution wide load".
Love the questions at the airport because they make you feel real intelligent. "Sir, do you know what's in your luggage?" "No. I tied a sock around my eyes and packed with my feet. I'm thinking hot dogs and gunpowder."
Do you remember Barbara Bush? I call her the silver douchebag.
Did you ever reach a point in your life, where you say to yourself, 'This is the best I'm ever going to look, the best I'm ever going to feel, the best I'm ever going to do,' and it ain't that great?
Fang had a terrible accident. He found a job.