Why is there a Bible in the Courtroom? Isn't that why we're here in the first place? Somebody is lying.
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As a director and an actor, I encourage improvisation but in character and in the moment of what it is.
How come we got the grumpy boat of bandy-legged Puritans? How come we didn't get the Italian party boat with the cappuccino makers and the gelato machine? That was the sexy boat, man.
I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He'd just pick up the couch and walk out of the room.
I'm convinced that Sanford and Son shows middle-class America a lot of what they need to know.
That disturbs people when they know they didn't have the guts or integrity to stick to their dreams.