Why is there a Bible in the Courtroom? Isn't that why we're here in the first place? Somebody is lying.
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I had a mad impulse to throw you down on the lunar surface and commit interstellar perversion.
I’m not even worried about settling down. I think it’s way too early. I’m 25 and I’m in show business. I mean, if things go well, my wife hasn’t even been born yet.
What's real? What's not? That's what I do in my act, test how other people deal with reality.