I have always felt comedy and tragedy are roommates. If you look up comedy and tragedy, you will find a very old picture of two masks. One mask is tragedy. It looks like it's crying. The other mask is comedy. It looks like it's laughing. Nowadays, we would say, "How tasteless and insensitive. A comedy mask is laughing at a tragedy mask."
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Quotes by other comedians
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.
Me racist? The only race I hate is the one you have to run.
Everybody goes through a lot of the same things, and I talk about those, and that's the key. You have to connect with your audience, and I might take them on a trip with me, tell them I went here and I went there and they'll go with me, you know, to hear the stories.
Rooting for the Yankees is like going to a casino and rooting for the house.