If you have the Old Testament at home, if you flip the corner pages, you can see Jesus riding a horse.
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I couldn't play off people that I don't personally like.
We all know that America is the worst country in the world, except for all the others.
I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny.
There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diarrhea, or you're anxious to meet people who do.
When you have a good mother and no father, God kind of sits in. It's not enough, but it helps.