Quote by Gilbert Gottfried:

If you have the Old Testament at home, if you flip the corner pages, you can see Jesus riding a horse.

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Gilbert Jeremy Gottfried is an American stand-up comedian, actor and voice actor. Gottfried's persona as a comedian features an exaggerated shrill voice and emphasis on crude humor.

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When you have a good mother and no father, God kind of sits in. It's not enough, but it helps.