A kiss is the shortest distance between two.
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I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter.
The Pursuit of Happiness: It sure seems to like a good chase, doesn’t it?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
Then, there was Cary Grant. He spent three hours a week in hospitals teaching nervous people how to eat jello.
A pair of ruby red slippers worn by Judy Garland in The Wizard of Oz have been stolen. The thief is described as being armed and fabulous.