Quote by Henny Youngman:

A kiss is the shortest distance between two.

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Henry "Henny" Youngman was an English-American comedian and musician famous for his mastery of the "one-liner"; his best known one-liner being "Take my wife ... please".

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If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

Then, there was Cary Grant. He spent three hours a week in hospitals teaching nervous people how to eat jello.

A pair of ruby red slippers worn by Judy Garland in The Wizard of Oz have been stolen. The thief is described as being armed and fabulous.