A Polish terrorist was sent to blow up a car. He burned his mouth on the exhaust pipe!
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Oh, this is fun - went to a nude beach for the first time. Yeah, that's what I thought. You ever been to a nude beach? Thought it would be all sexy and hot. Oh my God, what a flubber fest! Everybody who shouldn't be naked is naked - didn't make me want to take off my clothes, made me want to take out my contacts.
It’s true Fang and I fight, but we’ve never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months.
You might be a redneck if you smoked during your wedding.