A Polish terrorist was sent to blow up a car. He burned his mouth on the exhaust pipe!
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Never go to clubs with metal detectors. Sure it feels safe inside. But what about all those niggas waiting outside with guns? They know you ain't got one.
New York is great though. If you're here and want a one of a kind souvenir be sure to take home the police sketch of your assailant.
She was so fat that she has her own postal code.