Quote by Henny Youngman:


A Polish terrorist was sent to blow up a car. He burned his mouth on the exhaust pipe!

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Henry "Henny" Youngman was an English-American comedian and musician famous for his mastery of the "one-liner"; his best known one-liner being "Take my wife ... please".

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Never go to clubs with metal detectors. Sure it feels safe inside. But what about all those niggas waiting outside with guns? They know you ain't got one.

New York is great though. If you're here and want a one of a kind souvenir be sure to take home the police sketch of your assailant.

She was so fat that she has her own postal code.