People who annoy people are the luckiest people in the world.
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When deciding between two competing theories, always go with the one that doesn't involve a magic spell.
My kids are growing up and it's hard to accept they are their own person and they're independent.
On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas of Florida and then I'd go back to school for the week.
I mean, I'm not hoping for the apes and the monolith. I'm hoping for controlled chaos to assist us.
And that's the way the cookie crumbles.