It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.
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Quotes by other comedians
I'm not Catholic, but I gave up picking my belly button for lint.
If you have a funny costume, you can't really wear it when you get older.
As far as standup, everybody has a vehicle they are driving. If what you do works, it’s like playing golf. If you can master that one swing over and over again, you will be successful. That’s what standup is. You have to have a central move and it has to be yours. You have to own your comedy, own what you do.
Time is only linear for engineers and referees.
A cop just pulled me over and told me to stop blaming my childhood.