A cannibal is a guy who goes into a restaurant and orders the waiter.
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People like to compare something to something that they know. Even with Chris Rock, they say he's like Richard Pryor or Eddie Murphy.
Ours is a youth culture, and like a golf tournament, we honor only low scores.
So … uh … I'd better explain the tits. Um … didn't have those at school. Wanted to, but not in the school curriculum … even though I asked.
Sex is important to guys. We need stories to tell our friends.
Finally there is someone that you can invest in that looks like you, speaks like you, relates to things you relate to, and make our culture okay to talk about.