Quote by Jack Benny:

A cannibal is a guy who goes into a restaurant and orders the waiter.

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Jack Benny, often called "Jackson" on his own show, was an American comedian, vaudevillian, radio, television and film actor, and violinist.

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Ours is a youth culture, and like a golf tournament, we honor only low scores.

So … uh … I'd better explain the tits. Um … didn't have those at school. Wanted to, but not in the school curriculum … even though I asked.

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Finally there is someone that you can invest in that looks like you, speaks like you, relates to things you relate to, and make our culture okay to talk about.