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Everything I ever learned I was told by someone else.
When a bird gets sucked into an engine they call it "bird strike". It's not bird strike, it's "engine suck"!
Love the questions at the airport because they make you feel real intelligent. "Sir, do you know what's in your luggage?" "No. I tied a sock around my eyes and packed with my feet. I'm thinking hot dogs and gunpowder."
It's almost like he's started to sound even more exotic the more people started doing him. I don't know why, but there's just something about Al Gore that makes me laugh.
Every time John Travolta assaults a masseur, a scientologist gets their wings.