I was born in Waukegan a long, long time ago. As a matter of fact, our rabbi was an Indian.
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If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to meet it.
Hey, is there a new critically acclaimed movie called “Other People”? Because that’s what I want to see.
Guns don’t kill people. Stupid motherfuckers with guns kill people.
Seriously, I don't need a gun. I'm easily annoyed. I would shoot people in my house that I invited over.
Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer.