Quote by Jack Benny:

Last time I got a standing ovation was in England when I played with the London Philharmonic. I played the Wieniawski Concerto, and when I finished, the whole audience stood up - and walked out!

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Jack Benny, often called "Jackson" on his own show, was an American comedian, vaudevillian, radio, television and film actor, and violinist.

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My grandfather, mother and father were gifted verbally, and my mother passed that along to me. She always made sure I was conscious of language and words.

It's so ironic because gay bashers were the ones labeling me in high school. I try and write satire that's well-intentioned. But those intentions have to be hidden. It can't be completely clear and that's what makes it comedy.

The way the people around you position themselves around you to get in your pockets and in your mind is infuriating to me.

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.

When you're white, the sky's the limit. When you're black, the limit's the sky.