Quote by Jack Benny:

There's only five real people in Hollywood. Everyone else is Mel Blanc.

Jack Benny, often called "Jackson" on his own show, was an American comedian, vaudevillian, radio, television and film actor, and violinist.

All quotes by Jack Benny

Where can I find a Big Bird t-shirt, a disco ball and a 14-inch dildo? Spencer’s Gifts.

Do fish get cramps after eating?

I love John Madden because he makes me feel smart.

Never laugh at your significant other when they're having an orgasm. That is their time to shine.

Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves.