A rich man is one who isn't afraid to ask the salesperson to show him something cheaper.
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Fast food I think is like a conspiracy, y’know. I think that’s how they just keep us dumb. You can’t even think after a while, you ever notice that shit? Like you ever had your whole day planned out, you eat one egg McMuffin and you’re just on the couch, ‘Eh, y’know what, fuck my dreams.’
I think my best work is when I'm kind of in charge.
I think it's cool when an ex-girlfriend becomes an XL girlfriend.
Just the other day I said to Fang, "Don't you think we've got a storybook romance?" and he said, "Yes, and every page is ripped."
This town has lost a lot of business. I've had a lot of people tell me they`re tired of driving to Bonner Springs.