Quote by Jack Benny:

No matter how often I tell people I'm thirty-nine some of them refuse to believe I'm that old.

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Jack Benny, often called "Jackson" on his own show, was an American comedian, vaudevillian, radio, television and film actor, and violinist.

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I do have insecurities. I don’t know if you can tell. I’m not brimming with confidence.

God bless America. But God, please help Canada.

I really don't have a problem with gay marriage... because I'm tolerant and rational.

No human ever became interesting by not failing. The more you fail and recover and improve, the better you are as a person. Ever meet someone who’s always had everything work out for them with zero struggle? They usually have the depth of a puddle. Or they don’t exist.

You might be a redneck if your momma has ever stomped into the house and announced, "The feud is back on!"