Quote by Jackie Mason:

It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.

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ackie Mason is an American stand-up comedian and film and television actor. He is ranked #63 on Comedy Central's 100 greatest stand-up comedians of all-time. His 1986 one-man show The World According to Me won a Special Tony Award, an Outer Critics Circle Award, an Ace Award, an Emmy Award, and a Grammy nomination.

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I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.