I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
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That disturbs people when they know they didn't have the guts or integrity to stick to their dreams.
I could be talking about cats and someone who’s a cat owner can go, “Hey man, you shouldn’t talk about cats!” and I’m like, “I bet you if your cat was sitting here he wouldn’t know what the fuck I was talking about.”
I think my life is a movie and your life reflects your work.