When most people return from Europe, they tell tales of all the sites they saw, the shopping, the entertainment, etc. Jews, on the other hand, return and say "I had this slice of cake in Austria, let me tell you, I don't know how they make it! It was great!"
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Quotes by other comedians
The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
Everybody knows we're entitled to one Jerusalem. History reveals very simply that this is our land from the days of the Bible.
It has this scope that's outrageous, but yet at the core, these very intimate scenes, so that alone is interesting.
I absolutely want to have a career where you make'em laugh and make'em cry. It's all theater.