I was a 36C or D, and at 5' 1'', I knew that being a small person with big boobs standing in front of an audience was not going to be easy. It would be really hard to get people to pay attention to me without mocking me. Getting a breast reduction to prepare for my career was no different from people who work to get good grades to get into a good college to get into a good graduate school to get a good job. I went down to a B cup, and it was the best thing in the whole world.
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Why is it, when I have nothing to do, I drink more coffee? It's as if I'm in a big hurry to get nothing done.
I don't know why people think that somehow the First Amendment applies to network television. It doesn't. It's like the way free speech doesn't apply at work. You can't just walk into your boss' office and say 'you're a fuckface and I'm gonna go back to work now.' No, you're not.
Artie is going to do what ever Artie wants to do.
Good morning! And in case I don't see you: good afternoon, good evening and good night.
People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look at people who aren't doing better than they are.