Quote by Janeane Garofalo:


Not that I was ever an asshole but I used to be much more of a bulldozer.

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Janeane Marie Garofalo is an American actress, voice artist, stand-up comedian, and writer. Garofalo began her career as a stand-up comedian and became a cast member on The Ben Stiller Show, The Larry Sanders Show, and Saturday Night Live.

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