Quote by Janeane Garofalo:

Not that I was ever an asshole but I used to be much more of a bulldozer.

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Janeane Marie Garofalo is an American actress, voice artist, stand-up comedian, and writer. Garofalo began her career as a stand-up comedian and became a cast member on The Ben Stiller Show, The Larry Sanders Show, and Saturday Night Live.

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She wanted an Italian sports car - with the sport still in it.

I have a wonderful psychiatrist that I see maybe once a year, because I don't need it. It all comes out onstage.

The Republican Party is the party of Eddie Haskell and the principal from Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

Tip to out-of-town visitors: If you buy something here in New York and want to have it shipped home, be suspicious if the clerk tells you they don't need your name and address.

Oh, when I was a kid, I was poor. Christmas, I got no presents. Well, there was one Christmas, on our front lawn - Prancer and Dancer - they dropped off a little something.