If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology.
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I've always liked, someday the lamb will lay by the lion... but it won't get much sleep.
Maybe they should name more drugs cute things. I don’t do meth, but maybe if they called meth ‘Stefanie’ I would!
Of course he needs to renegotiate his salary - the guy buys more snow than Seward did when he bought Alaska from the Russians.
According to a new survey, people who get divorced die early. People who stay married live longer. The difference is they just wish they were dead.
I was born in Alabama, but I only lived there for a month before I'd done everything there was to do.