Thanksgiving, when the Indians said, Well, this has been fun, but we know you have a long voyage back to England.
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The world really changed after 9/11, not just in the tragic way, but in every way. So it took me a couple of years to even understand how my art form I could process any of this. When the world changed, eliciting laughter with subjects that were funny to me before 9/11 just didn't seem good enough.
I found someones passport on the ground tonight. Where do you sell these things?
If Canada were really that great, it would be a state.