Quote by Jay Leno:


Thanksgiving, when the Indians said, Well, this has been fun, but we know you have a long voyage back to England.

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James Douglas Muir Leno is an American comedian, actor, writer, producer, and television host. After doing stand-up comedy for years, he became the host of NBC's The Tonight Show with Jay Leno from 1992 to 2009.

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