Quote by Jay Leno:

Ambition beats genius 99 percent of the time.

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James Douglas Muir Leno is an American comedian, actor, writer, producer, and television host. After doing stand-up comedy for years, he became the host of NBC's The Tonight Show with Jay Leno from 1992 to 2009.

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I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired.

Maid Marion, who said to Robin Hood, "I will not live in a house with a Little John." Never got a dinner!

I assume the only reason we have them is so that white people feel relevant in sports. Because other than that the only thing the winter Olympics show me is which country has more rich white kids. What's it cost to go skiing - $900 a day? I can't believe that's not more popular in the inner cities.

Do you guys realize how fucked I am if Christianity is actually 100% correct? Do you understand about the fucking - the god damn 2 bed room suite they’re already preparing for me in hell’s fire? Do you really believe that there’s a guy in the sky? I think there is. I think, ya know - actually, I don’t. I think when you believe in that stuff, this is my own personal opinion: you’re just too dumb to figure shit out for yourself.

Once in a while you get a moment of clarity - an inspiration - and they don't come that frequently.