The Yugo has come out with a very clever antitheft device. They made their name bigger.
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My wife sent me a Valentine card that said, “Take my heart, take my lips, take my soul.” That’s just like her. She kept the good parts for herself.
When you delete pictures of your ex off your phone, it feels lighter.
Much like Down Syndrome, red hair is a genetic mutation, and it occurs when a human has unprotected sex with a clown.