Quote by Jay Leno:

Soup is just a way of screwing you out of a meal.

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James Douglas Muir Leno is an American comedian, actor, writer, producer, and television host. After doing stand-up comedy for years, he became the host of NBC's The Tonight Show with Jay Leno from 1992 to 2009.

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My mouth is big enough for me to fit my entire fist in your vagina.

My dog keeps looking at me as if he knows my secret, as if he and he alone can see my soul. That or he wants this pork chop.

I thrive on imperfection.