Quote by Jay Leno:


It's not called cocaine any more. It's now referred to as "Crack Classic."

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James Douglas Muir Leno is an American comedian, actor, writer, producer, and television host. After doing stand-up comedy for years, he became the host of NBC's The Tonight Show with Jay Leno from 1992 to 2009.

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Rappers should be forced to rhyme in their acceptance speeches.