The Flinstones wore furs, they ate red meat, and had a stoneage philosophy. In fact, they were the first Republicans...
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A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.
I had one girlfriend, she had one of them "recto-mies." You know, that's where they scoop the pussy out and leave the box it came in. We got along just fine. She didn't want nothin' from me, and I sure didn't want nothin' from her.
If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you.