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The Flinstones wore furs, they ate red meat, and had a stoneage philosophy. In fact, they were the first Republicans...

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James Douglas Muir Leno is an American comedian, actor, writer, producer, and television host. After doing stand-up comedy for years, he became the host of NBC's The Tonight Show with Jay Leno from 1992 to 2009.

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A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now.

I had one girlfriend, she had one of them "recto-mies." You know, that's where they scoop the pussy out and leave the box it came in. We got along just fine. She didn't want nothin' from me, and I sure didn't want nothin' from her.

If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you.