They give you a hotel room; you have sex. What is it about a hotel room, the second you walk in, you start bumpin', makin' sandwiches? As soon as you get in the room - she walks in; the guy shuts the door, turns around with a crazy look in his eye: 'Close the drapes.'
Quote by Jay Mohr:
Quotes by other comedians
I love Steven Wright.
If I get a week off, I'll go to a hotel that has a golf course. I like to come downstairs and go right onto the course. I'll do that five days in a row.
There are three things Jewish people worship - God, Chinese food and wall-to-wall carpeting.