Quote by Jeff Foxworthy:

Men like beer and something naked.

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Jeffrey Marshall Foxworthy is an American stand-up comedian, actor, television personality, radio personality and author. He is a member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, a comedy troupe which also comprises Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, and Ron White.

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I enjoyed writing for someone else's voice, but I wasn't very good at it.

I love being famous. It validates that I have something to say.

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push.

I'm the Descartes of anxiety; I panic, therefore I am.

Guys talk about masturbating a lot more than women do. Women do it, but guys talk about it all the time. There's nothing to it. Be with your friends, like, 'Hey, Walter, we're gonna shoot baskets. You want to come with us?' And your friend Walter's like, 'Nah, you know what? I'm tired, man. I'm gonna go home, crank one out and take a nap.'