Quote by Jeff Foxworthy:

Men like beer and something naked.

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Jeffrey Marshall Foxworthy is an American stand-up comedian, actor, television personality, radio personality and author. He is a member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, a comedy troupe which also comprises Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, and Ron White.

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The more I think of you, the less I think of you.

We kinda hated sitcoms when we sat down and talked about this. We wanted to do something that was in the sitcom vain but totally different.

I became a terrible drunk or alcoholic - or a good one depending on your point of view.

We don't want to drink and drive... But there's no other way to get the fucking car back to the house! How are we supposed to get fucking home?

Long John Silver's wife, Short, who said to John, "If the shoe fits..." Never got a dinner!