Men like beer and something naked.
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I enjoyed writing for someone else's voice, but I wasn't very good at it.
I love being famous. It validates that I have something to say.
I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push.
I'm the Descartes of anxiety; I panic, therefore I am.
Guys talk about masturbating a lot more than women do. Women do it, but guys talk about it all the time. There's nothing to it. Be with your friends, like, 'Hey, Walter, we're gonna shoot baskets. You want to come with us?' And your friend Walter's like, 'Nah, you know what? I'm tired, man. I'm gonna go home, crank one out and take a nap.'