Quote by Jeff Foxworthy:

You might be a redneck if you go to the family reunion to pick up women.

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Jeffrey Marshall Foxworthy is an American stand-up comedian, actor, television personality, radio personality and author. He is a member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, a comedy troupe which also comprises Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, and Ron White.

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If you think the stock market has a fence around it, you might be a redneck.

A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and said, "Don’t you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" I said "I didn’t know there were any witnesses. Now I’ll have to kill you too".

Drugs in a disco are great for white people because it allows them to feel more Puerto Rican while dancing.

I've always had real trouble knowing what my actual desires and goals are. I've just been dragged along by fate.

You turn hotdogs with tongs. Don't you ever use those tongs on a hamburger.