Quote by Jeff Foxworthy:

You might be a redneck if you go to the family reunion to pick up women.

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Jeffrey Marshall Foxworthy is an American stand-up comedian, actor, television personality, radio personality and author. He is a member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, a comedy troupe which also comprises Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, and Ron White.

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Some guy workin’ at Home Depot, he wants to fuck just as many women as a celebrity. But he can’t do it, because whores don’t care about lumber.

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Just because she’s singing about drugs, doesn’t mean she’s doing them. Ricky Martin sings about girls all the time.

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

Oh no, Mr. Kool-Aid Man, oh no! You better fix that hole in my wall before my dad comes home and beats me with a toaster.