You might be a redneck if you go to the family reunion to pick up women.
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Some guy workin’ at Home Depot, he wants to fuck just as many women as a celebrity. But he can’t do it, because whores don’t care about lumber.
Thanks to our brave allies: you gallant Russian bear, you British everywhere.
Just because she’s singing about drugs, doesn’t mean she’s doing them. Ricky Martin sings about girls all the time.
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
Oh no, Mr. Kool-Aid Man, oh no! You better fix that hole in my wall before my dad comes home and beats me with a toaster.